Screw you cough drops..

I think my cousin gave me his strep throat. I have no voice, and my throat hurts like no other. And these cough drops are not helping. I might as well go eat candy. But, I feel like making a list. Because I don't want to type. So.

Hi there :)
-So. Halls fruit breezers cough drops. Taste yummy, but don't do squat.
-Meghan doesn't enjoy Jacob and I's "thats what she/he said" jokes.
-I have homework I should be doing. But. I don't feel good, so I'm not doing it.
-Hi. Yeah. Desiree and Anna, you're whole little fight is pretty pointless. Not like either one of them is going to read this. I hope.
-Dear strep throat, go away. And while you're at it, could you give me my voice back?
-Tomorrow is life groups.... borrringggggg.. I wonder if Elly is going to stalk me again.
-Elly is such a wierd name..
-I used to spell 'wierd' wrong. Until I looked it up a few weeks ago.
-How do authors come up with a story that isn't cliched?
-I better pass that Honors Biology test..
-I better study for that Biology test...
-I'm going to fail that Biology test....
-Notice how after the word test, the number of periods vary each time?
-I am going to make hot chocolate. 30% because my throat hurts, 70% because I love chocolate :)
-Yeah. Hi.
-So I'm bailing on any plan I once had. It's not working, as expected.
-Au revoir tout le monde.